Face it, motherhood is full of funny stories about messy life. Here’s a look at some of my finest thus far.
10. Does this poop look like peanut butter? (Said to a new mother friend upon first meeting them).
9. Malone, I don’t think Spiderman has a vagina.
8. I have approximately an hour and a half before he’ll need to nurse again. Need chocolate and a cry. Meet me in 15. Usually spot- Target aisle 9.
7. Papa, do you really think it is a good idea to climb aboard this freight train without anyone around? Isn’t that breaking and entering? Papa’s response- It isn’t breaking and entering, the door is unlocked.. so really it is just entering.
6. Malone, please do not lick the floor (eat sand, eat sticks, etc).
5. Malone, please don’t shove that marble up your nose!
4. Malone cat food is for cats, not people.
3. Babe, you clean up the vomit. I’ll clean up the poo.
2. Malone, the cat doesn’t want to wear your gold medal.
1. I can’t believe I only had enough time to shave half of one leg before he wanted to nurse again!
How about you? What has come out of your mouth lately?
Ha! The things we moms now say.
Most recently I had to tell my youngest daughter, “Stop licking your sister!” She’s 9. Her sister is 11. I feel she should know better…
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That is too funny about your daughter! Do you keep a running log of their comments somewhere? I need to start one for Malone.
Oh, definitely! I’ve blogged about some of the funny things that have come out of my kids’ mouths! Usually they happen while we’re in the car:
http://shannonsnuthouse.blogspot.com/search/label/car%20conversations
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